Un"Bill"lievable....

In coming to law school I figured that I would be surrounded by students with sharp minds and high intellect, however....I have found that this is not always the case. Let me tell you about Bill. Bill is a 3L here at the law school, meaning that he will graduate (to my astonishment) in May. If you were to guess where Bill comes from you might be led to believe that he was the offspring of Homer Simpson and a squaw from an indian tribe.

and this.............

Let me tell you some of the more remarkable "Bill Moments" that I have been privileged to witness either for myself or second hand.

1) During the middle of class last year there was an erruption from the front corner of the class. It was soon determined that someone had sneezed extremely loudly. No big deal right....just you wait. Luckily for everyone around Bill he had covered his mouth and nose but Bill never disappoints. After he removed his hands from his face he looked to see what he had caught. Whatever it was it must have been amazing because he practically yelled "WHOAAAA!" after examing the contents.

2) Last year Bill had driven to school and parked in the school lot without having the proper permits....leaving himself open to receive a ticket or worse. A ticket would have been nice in this situation. Unfortunately Bill's car was booted. When he left the school he was completely dismayed because he had to be home immediately for some family situation. Instead of taking the time to call the company to come remove the boot Bill thought he would teach them a lesson. He decided to drive his car anyways and break the boot off his car. He drove nearly 4 miles to his home during which the boot completely tore up the undercarriage of his car and finally fell off. YOU SHOW EM' BILL!

3) During class last year Bill had sat quietly for the first ten or fifteen minutes before he exclaimed...."Hold on this is an emergency! Someone has stolen my laptop!!!" Come to find out Bill had merely left it in his locker and forgotten to bring it. At least no one had stolen it.

4) Just recently Bill was leaving the gym and ran into Josh, a good friend of mine. Josh said hello to Bill and started a conversation with him, talking about school, working out, and various other topics. After many minutes Bill stopped talking and a puzzled look came accross his face. He looked Josh in the eye and said, "Is that you Chris?" Classic Bill

I assure you that there are hundred more examples such as these...JUST DURING LAW SCHOOL....however I am unable to follow Bill and witness them all.