Yesterday I was privileged to have a conversation with Carolyn about a certain person to whom she and John have come in contact with. The girl was recently promoted to a higher position at an extremely fine eating establishment........ BURGER KING!!! Carolyn related to me that she had questioned the girl whether or not she received any benefits with the new position...the girl replied "yeah I now get my meals for free!" I can think of no greater benefit. If you've not tried this let me introduce you all to a little piece of heaven which can be found between two fresh buns at the King of Burgers. 
This is the BK Stacker. You can find a more polished picture of this tasty morsel on BK.com but in my experience I have found that this is what it really looks like. Let me list some of the best features: flame broiled meat, lots of cheese, lots of bacon, no room left for vegetables. Some of the nutritional guidelines are listed below. You may think they're astounding but I think they're simply delicious.
Calories
D- 610, T- 800, Q- 1000
Saturated fat
D- 16g, T- 23g, Q- 30g
D- 610, T- 800, Q- 1000
Saturated fat
D- 16g, T- 23g, Q- 30g
I urge all to try one soon....they're amazing. If you get one and don't like it (besides being crazy) you can cut off the portion that you got your spit on and throw it away, put the rest in the fridge and save it for me because I would be more than happy to eat the rest of it for you. If you're one of those health nuts, just remember you can eat terrible (yet delicious) food and exercise it off. You can probably walk to your nearest Burger King and come out even after eating this delicious burger.
p.s. If wonder if I could get the same benefit if I got a job working for corporate counsel for Burger King........I'll look into it and keep you all updated
3 comments:
I don't know.... they are getting stingy. Dustin used to get 50% off as a law enforcement discount. then they reduced it to 10% off so he stopped eating there.... well that and they had a homeless guy working for them. Yeah maybe that was why.
So freakin funny! Styler I love your blog.
You are KILLING me little brother! If I walked to my nearest BK to eat a 1000 calorie burger, I'd probably still come out with a net 2000 calorie loss. Lucky for me, I just had a delicious hot dog...
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